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Kaya
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Joined: 03 Feb 2008
Posts: 86
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Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:25 am |
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The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just has a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that.
The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times.
You gotta let your rosebuds show!" and out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die.
She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate.
"Loosen up, sweetie. If you can show off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets." |
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Kaya
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Joined: 03 Feb 2008
Posts: 86
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Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:28 am |
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An elderly couple were driving across the country.
The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.
The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"
The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "He says you were speeding!"
The patrolman says, "May I see your license?"
The woman turns to her husband and asks again, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "He wants to see your license!"
The woman gave the officer her license.
The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen."
The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"
And the old man yells, "He said he knows you!" |
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Samurai
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Joined: 16 Apr 2008
Posts: 73
Location: Rotterdam, The Netherlands
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Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:53 pm |
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Hahaha |
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StRaNgE
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Joined: 30 Nov 2008
Posts: 42
Location: England, Swindon, MY ROOM
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Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:47 pm |
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lol, kaya is a good laugh, kaya are you the grams in the first joke?
lol
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