what sex r computers

Site Admin Joined: 03 Feb 2008 Posts: 86

ive reasons to believe computers are female:

No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

Five reasons to believe computers are male:

They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.
In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 9:22 pm

Hahaha

member Joined: 21 Dec 2008 Posts: 2

hihi
I think you are correct on this one Smile

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:44 pm

nice

Quote:

In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

nice

lol

kaya, come turn me on Razz

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 1:57 pm